I was in Greenville, South Carolina on business once - I asked for a glass of iced tea before lunch, and was greeted with something which would have done double-duty on pancakes as syrup.
After choking the first sip, I asked the waitress if they had anything without sugar.
She looked at me funny, and said, "Y'all must be from Up Nawth". I admitted my guilt in that regard, and she brought me tea-sans-sugar.
Lesson: If you're from the Northern Tier, ask for unsweetened tea. The default is tea-flavored-pancake-syrup.....